I Kass You

The absolute worst part about the 30 day shred is that just when I feel relieved because Jillian says its cool down time, I have to climb up the fucking stairs to get to the shower. 

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so i cleared my throat today and

and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed

and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED

and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period

LITERALLY ME LITERALLY